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Well, today was a very varied day. Different things happened in different periods, which is unusual. And, what's even more unusual is that Tiny didn't have anything to do with them! A round of applause for Tiny...
Mr. Nolin told us what he does in his free time. He goes to the beach and meets women, that's nothing new right? Well, this time it is. Mr. Nolin met a bisexual woman! She was more lesbian than straight (how could he know? did she tell him that she was 60% lesbian and 40% straight!?). Anyway, if you want to know about this ask him, I won't write the whole story because I'm not his biographer. Anyway, these girls Nolin met called him up on a Thursday and told him that they were coming over to visit him (they live in Merida), and he went to the bus terminal to pick them up and lent them his house... do you thing something's wrong with the picture? Well, he tells us that he's lying on his hammock, and when he stands up to get changed he sees one girl washing the dishes and the other one folding the clothing, and he goes "alright!". So well, Nolin has girls in his house the cook, clean, wash... how did he get so lucky? They're probably after his Green Card. The only problem is that he's Canadian, but I bet he hasn't told them yet. As soon as they find out that he's Canadian they'll leave in a hearbeat.
During math class, we went to the library computer room to type the solution to rescuing this bald eagle (not that any of us cared, but well, homework is homework). The other part of the class of 05 was there (study hall) and we engaged in a discussion on movies, I think. Somehow James Bond came up, and how all the girls were hot (oh, how I remember, Arturo said that there was this really hot girl that went to uni at Oxford... probably the money). All of a sudden, Miguel Velazquez yells out "Who's not hot on Bond movies!?" and we're all amazed at how swiftly he came out of the closet. If you needed any further proof, there you go. There's no way back from there, Velazquez, that's something you're gonna have to live with the rest of your life (and with the Bond movies).
Now comes Psychology. I was in Mr. Ferrell's ex-room with Ms. Guerra and Helen, and the guys were in the computer room next door. They had pulled their trousers way up to their ribs and were walking around like that ("camel toe!"). They're having the time of their lives (don't ask why) and they yell out for Ms. Guerra to see them make fools of themselves. She turns and stares for a couple of seconds, then turns back and says in a low but audible voice, "they're so retarded..." and Helen and I just crack up laughing. Not that we didn't know that before, but it was unexpected from Ms. Guerra to say that. For once she got something right...
Old Fun
Mr. Nolin told us what he does in his free time. He goes to the beach and meets women, that's nothing new right? Well, this time it is. Mr. Nolin met a bisexual woman! She was more lesbian than straight (how could he know? did she tell him that she was 60% lesbian and 40% straight!?). Anyway, if you want to know about this ask him, I won't write the whole story because I'm not his biographer. Anyway, these girls Nolin met called him up on a Thursday and told him that they were coming over to visit him (they live in Merida), and he went to the bus terminal to pick them up and lent them his house... do you thing something's wrong with the picture? Well, he tells us that he's lying on his hammock, and when he stands up to get changed he sees one girl washing the dishes and the other one folding the clothing, and he goes "alright!". So well, Nolin has girls in his house the cook, clean, wash... how did he get so lucky? They're probably after his Green Card. The only problem is that he's Canadian, but I bet he hasn't told them yet. As soon as they find out that he's Canadian they'll leave in a hearbeat.
During math class, we went to the library computer room to type the solution to rescuing this bald eagle (not that any of us cared, but well, homework is homework). The other part of the class of 05 was there (study hall) and we engaged in a discussion on movies, I think. Somehow James Bond came up, and how all the girls were hot (oh, how I remember, Arturo said that there was this really hot girl that went to uni at Oxford... probably the money). All of a sudden, Miguel Velazquez yells out "Who's not hot on Bond movies!?" and we're all amazed at how swiftly he came out of the closet. If you needed any further proof, there you go. There's no way back from there, Velazquez, that's something you're gonna have to live with the rest of your life (and with the Bond movies).
Now comes Psychology. I was in Mr. Ferrell's ex-room with Ms. Guerra and Helen, and the guys were in the computer room next door. They had pulled their trousers way up to their ribs and were walking around like that ("camel toe!"). They're having the time of their lives (don't ask why) and they yell out for Ms. Guerra to see them make fools of themselves. She turns and stares for a couple of seconds, then turns back and says in a low but audible voice, "they're so retarded..." and Helen and I just crack up laughing. Not that we didn't know that before, but it was unexpected from Ms. Guerra to say that. For once she got something right...
Old Fun
This doesn't have anything to do with the senior class but I'll still include it in this section because it's just plain hilarious. I wasn't there to experience it, so I'll you say what I know about the incident. Carlos Chan and his class were with Mr. Leonard. Mr. Leonard calls Carlos "Chan" because, well, that's what everybody calls him, and Carlos reaches a point where he just gets annoyed and tells Leonard "Man, don't call me Chan, Mr. Leonard, I don't call you by your last name!" and well, there was something wrong there... yeah, he told Mr. Zach Leonard that he didn't call him by his last name... interesting, eh?
posted by Jimmie at 7:00 PM
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